|
|
|
|
Genres:
|
Comedy /
Horror
|
|
Release:
|
|
|
|
|
|
Actors:
|
Eugenie Bondurant,
Kathy Presgrave,
Yvette Davis,
Raquel Maldonado,
Reagan Bailey Wilks,
Shay Moore,
Jillien Weisz,
Les Sekely,
Kenny Gibbs,
Missy Browning,
Shari Blum,
Lisa Roesen,
J.J. Rodgers,
Bob Buchholz,
Jimmy Jerman
|
|
Duration:
|
104 min.
|
|
Rating:
|
(1.6/10)117
|
|
Plot Summary:
|
The UFO-Demon, Rabaalhazor, has sent the vampire, Natalia to weaken the Earth. Each time she takes a victim a natural disaster rocks the planet. Kindness's at most hope is the sexy sorority oath, Buffy, and the members of her sisterhood. She ought to not only save the world but she also should save herself from the perverted desires of both Rabaalhazor and Natalia.
|
|
Tags:
|
|
Unsurprising
You should know what this film is going to be like because the title is prefixed with 'John Carpenter's'.
Cheap-looking and made-for-tvish. John Carpenter is no longer the horror master who brought us Halloween and The Thing. That guy died around the time he did that god-awful sequel to Escape From New York. I think he's done a 'Woody Allen', all his directing ability dwindling with age.
Anyway, this film is a 1 star movie; I have given it an extra one because there is a fabulous scene about 20 minutes in, where someone gets split vertically in half, a la 'Ichi The Killer'. Worth hiring just for this.
Yawn
Bring back Dr Van Helsing - at least you could use your imagination, instead of all the blood and gore the plot was weak the story line predictable and were they really acting! Not a 5* film for me.
|