Riding in on the four ponies currently plaguing the Hollywood horror-thriller -- overstylized torture, whiplash editing, compulsive script reversals and crude neon lighting -- Horsemen brings its herd home to pasture in strictly predictable fashion. Not nearly as gripping as Seven nor as gore-crazy as the Saw or Hostel series, musicvid vet Jonas Akerlund's sophomore effort will be remembered neither as a highlight of the waning genre, nor for Dennis Quaid's most memorable screen performance. Lionsgate quarantined the pic's U.S. release to just 75 theaters in early March, hoping, perhaps, that the apocalypse will come in ancillary.
A fairly harmless shock sequence, whereby a woodsman stumbles on a silver platter displaying a pile of torn-out teeth, set...
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