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Genres:
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Action /
Adventure /
Fantasy
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Director:
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Simon West
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Actors:
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Julian Rhind-Tutt,
Ozzie Yue,
Robert Phillips,
Rachel Appleton,
Henry Wyndham,
David Cheung,
David K.S. Tse,
Angelina Jolie,
Jon Voight,
Iain Glen,
Noah Taylor,
Daniel Craig,
Richard Johnson,
Chris Barrie,
Leslie Phillips
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Duration:
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101 min.
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Rating:
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(5.3/10)134.5
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Plot Summary:
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LARA CROFT - Grave RAIDER stars Angelina Jolie as Croft, a wear-resistant, sexy, heavily armed adventurer. Fans of the cult video game on which the pic is based inclination surely already be familiar with the plot, which sees Croft blasting her condition past various monsters, villains, and pitfalls as she traverses the globe in search of a bewildering ancient artefact that holds the key to her dull procreate's involvement with a taciturn group known as the Illuminati. Jolie is perfectly cast as the voluptuous, trigger-ecstatic premiere danseuse, and sports a razor-sharp British accent.
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Tags:
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Looking for Horn
Angelina Jolie gives me the horn. Lara Croft gives me the horn. Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft gives me the Mega-Horn. When I first heard about this film I thought I was going to Horn Heaven. I was wrong. This film didn't give me the horn. While there were moments of horn possibility - Jolie as Lara in skimpy, tight lycra clothes - overall the film was horn-less. I found myself bored, I can't remember the story and after ninety minutes it left me limp.
If you want triple A (Action Adventure Archeology) then Indiana Jones, The Mummy, The Goonies (Baby Ruth! Baby Ruth!) or even National Treasure will do the trick. If, like me, you want the Horn then we continue down that lonely road looking for a film which will bring forth the horn.
P.S. I wonder if Tomb Raider 2 is wort...
Lara Croft: Tomb Raider
Hollywood wild-child Angelina Jolie makes a larger-than-life Lara Croft, but this muddled adaptation of the phenomenally-successful videogame fails to live up to its dynamic lead
Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, Super Mario Bros. There hasn't been a single decent movie inspired by video games. Lara Croft: Tomb Raider has the advantage of Oscar-winning actress Angelina Jolie as its voluptuous, pistol-packing heroine. Sadly, Con Air director Simon West and the 11 writers who laboured on the script have singularly failed to give her anything remotely interesting or innovative to do.
After various drafts involving Alexander the Great, Achilles' shield and the lost city of El Dorado, the filmmakers ultimately settled on a saga inv...
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