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Half Past Dead
Sporting a not many extra pounds and at least one extra chin, Steven Seagal fails to talk into here as an undercover FBI legate sent to the "New Alcatraz". Once in the hi-tech correctional institution, Seagal finds himself at the centre of a hostage situation when a grouping called "the 49ers" — probably not the American football team — break in so they can interrogate a death-hullabaloo inmate regarding the whereabouts of $200 million in gold. Seagal copes with this by leaping on account of the air, shooting as he goes and grunting derisively whenever conversation with his sidekick (rapper Ja Fact) is required. Writer/director Don Michael Paul brings no credible suspense to the film, simply overloading it with remedy to recompense for the be without of sty...
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