The extraterrestrial advance team in the kid-friendly adventure romp Aliens in the Attic qualifies as the most unthreatening bunch of cinematic space invaders since the waterlogged aliens in M. Night Shyamalan's Signs.
But then that's precisely the point, since adults have as much place in the movie's world as the grown-ups in the Peanuts comic strips. The Gremlin-like little green men (and one little green lady) in Aliens can easily plant their mind-control plugs into moms and dads, but kids are immune to their effects. That means the movie's band of teens and tweens will have to save the day, armed with only paint-ball guns, Mentos and their joystick-related muscle memories.
Better than most movies that aren't screened in advance for critics,...
Aliens in the Attic Beyonc?? fights to save her man from a psychotic temp in this single-white stalker thriller, co-starring Idris Elba and Ali Larter
If this movie were a perfume, its advertising tagline would read: "When The Hand That Rocks The Cradle belongs to The Temp who's locked in a Fatal Attraction while Playing Misty For Me... that's Obsessed." Actually, if Obsessed were a perfume, it would ming like happy hour at a squids' brothel. This atrocious, and atrociously derivative affair is not only an early contender for worst film of 2009, it effectively lowers the bar for every subsequent motion picture. Way to go Beyonc??, and executive producer, Beyonc??'s dad. Charlie, how your Angels get down like that.
The former Destiny's Child siren plays...
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